some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
#wizard kids like#hahhahaha#you cant GO to the moon#its not a PLACE#muggleborn like….. d o. y ou.. h ave sc ience… at this scho ol..
I CAN’T JUST GO TO MARS. YOU NEED A ROCKET SHIP. DO YOU HAVE A ROCKET SHIP, POTTER? I’LL BET YOU DO…
sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit
its his fault we go through this
if you were wondering this is the image
bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET
Yo Pataki is a re imagining of the Hey Arnold characters as young adults. The series (hypothetically) would center around a 26 year old Helga Pataki who is now a bartender works at the family owned business, Big Bob’s Cafe.
When Big Bob’s Beepers goes…
"hey I like this character let me go look them up"
"well okay then"
Important lesson: Never look up anything on a wiki for a series you’re not finished with.
idea: don’t make fun of trans girls’ appearances because that is a fucking disgusting thing to do
I’ve been panicking about making this post for a while now and I’m so overwhelmed and terrified and I can’t think of anything else to do right now so I guess I’ll do it.
There’s a pretty good chance that I might end up homeless soon.
The long and short of it is that my husband…
Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]
man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading
i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic
i was like “so what, do the characters go to a waterpark or something? kinda weird that the author felt the need to specifically point that out”
the characters did not go to a waterpark.