DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW
Happy Easter, everyone!
oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and
om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.”
i love my friends and i’ll make sure i’ll never ever tell them that
If you find this bastard, don’t even take the time to report him
Just do us a favor and beat him within an inch of his life
so when a post for a chicken got 500k+ notes, we should also try it with this one!
I want to kill that ass so fucking much, who the hells beats a cute little girl fUCKING APOJGFJDSÖLÖLJGsfgePDHRA’P
they’ve got a point. fluffy chickens are great but child abuse is not.
Mother fucker, he shall paaaaay!
What the literal fuck…….
There is a special place in Hell for fuckers like him.
the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
“i made these”